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stars, sex and nudity buzz : 12/30/2012

Banshee going to be a massive hit for Cinemax. The actioner is basically every man's wet dream: likable hero, sexy female cast, profane, bone-crunching hand-to-hand combat, car chase and shoot-outs, bloody knife fights, in-your-face sex scenes including banging girls young enough to be your daughter, plenty of T-and-A's and couple of charismatic baddies.
Don't miss the premiere on January 11, 2013.



Banshee Season 1: About Banshee (Cinemax)




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GIRLS SEASON 2 JESSA PROMO



GIRLS SEASON 2 MARNIE PROMO




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Celebrate Alison Brie’s 30th Birthday By Watching Her Unaired Pilot With Jennifer Lawrence

Written by Josh Kurp

Were UPROXX favorites Alison Brie and Jennifer Lawrence to star in a TV show together now, recaps of other series would cease to exist: the entire Internet’s efforts would be put into making GIFs and high-res screencaps of every scene. But in 2007, they didn’t have quite the clout they do now, which is why their show together, Not Another High School Show, never made it to air. That, and it sounds AWFUL.

As you might have guessed, Not Another High School Show is related to Not Another Teen Movie, one of the best spoof films of the 2000s, which is a bit like saying portobello is the least awful mushroom, but still. (Note: I hate mushrooms.) According to Splitsider, as part of their wonderful Lost Roles series, “Not Another Teen Movie writer Mike Bender developed this TV version of the movie for Comedy Central, with the emphasis being on spoofing TV teen dramas like The O.C., Dawson’s Creek, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” The network passed on it, and Nick Swardson’s Gay Robot, in favor of Dan Harmon’s The Sarah Silverman Program, The Naked Trucker and T-Bones Show, and Freak Show, but the pilot can be viewed on iTunes (via F*ck Yeah Alison Brie).

Brie played Muffy, a parody of Sarah Michelle Gellar’s titular character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, though a slightly more sexual Buffy, with short skirts and tight leopard print shirts. Here’s a not-at-all-embarrassing still:


And one of J-Law:

It’s a shame Not Another High School Show wasn’t picked up — they really would have socked it to GOSSIP GIRL MORE LIKE GOSSIP HURL.

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Behind the Scenes on Marius Budu's 'Midnight' photo shoot

A behind the scenes video of my most challenging photo shoot to date, the 'Midnight' project. You can see more images from the project on my website: mariusbudu.com/#photography/flesh-soul/midnight
The models: Winnie Bloch, Lea Abildgaard, Stephie Sorensen, Miss Ukraine World 2010 contestant Natalia Ivanova , Nicole Larsen, Sabine H and my assistants: Mads Hoppe (who also filmed the footage) and Anna Sophia Hansen.
A great big thank you also goes out to my good friends 'Holoscene' for the music I used: 'Sleeping in Fields' from their album, 'Nothing is the End of Everything'.
If you like my work, please join me on my Facebook page: facebook.com/MariusBudu.Artist

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Spanish Mothers Go Nude and Strip to Raise Money for School Bus Line 



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20-years old Argentinian actress and model (Maria) Victoria 'Vicky' Spinsanti. Vicky Spinsanti was at Rebel Management. Attended Integral Manuel Belgrano. Lives in Lisboa, Portugal. 
Scientific name : Perfectionus Fuckibale
[from MQ to UHQ]
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Lindsay Lohan to feature in porn film?


Actress Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered a role in an X-rated film.
"Her acting career is going south and it seems as if people are run­ning scared from working with her - some industry insiders think she's uninsurable, unreliable and far too much trouble," showbizspy.com quoted a source as saying.
Lindsay might star in a "self-pleasuring" porn video much like the one filmed by "Octomom" Nadya Suleman.
Lindsay Lohan"Lindsay has had offers before, but one particular online porn com­pany has put $2.5 million on the table," said a source.
"If she says yes, the footage will be of­fered to pay-per-view subscribers - and LiLo's friends say her back is against the wall. Every time her law­yers go to court it's another $50,000. It's unsustainable and she must know she's running out of options fast. A move into porn isn't ideal - especially if she wants to return to mainstream film acting. But right now, she's not in a position to pick and choose," the source added.

* However improbable LiLo will stick a vib into her pussy, anything is possible in Fucked Up Lohan's World. Hmmm. Wonder what Ali is up to?

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Bill Burr on John Lennon, Chuck Berry, and Yoko Ono Performance




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How Danielle Ferguson Lost Her Groove:
The Story of Jessica Malousek
22-years old Jessica Malousek was once a bright kid with great future in the military or in public service. But why did she then quit Virginia Tech after getting in thanks to 4-year Army ROTC scholarship and chose to become a porn star by the name of Mischa Brooks?
Several factors played a major part. First she was sick of constantly on the move and traveling never settling in one place and yearned much-needed stability. She spent her later teens in Japan before shuffling to Virginia for college. After years of conforming to her mom and step-dad strict army lifestyle, it was time to live her own life. Time to rebel. Porn provided that avenue. Jessica was always leaning towards working in the smut biz one day. When she ditched her studies and followed her good friend Brittany Dunham @ Maia Davis to L.A. Super slut Brittany convinced Jessica it was time to step into world of cocks and cum. They already planned to enter together realizing early on you can't live in L.A without money to spare. Porn offers the easy access to quick cash. Fucking on-cam also a way for Jessica to work off her sexual repression - having been constrained by living up to her guardians’ high-standards conservatism and in process curbing the burgeoning sexuality in her teens. Jessica decided she don't ever want to go back to the nomadic army lifestyle. Her life and career will have nothing to do with military. That's why she chose such an extreme vocation to permanently cut off any remaining ties to the army.

Of course we shouldn't forget another reason and it's or should I say he is a major figure in Jessica transformation to Mischa Brooks. Yes. The oft-mentioned and ridiculed in same breath. Daddy issues. And boy, Jessica was wallowing in it. She blamed her 'real' dad for not being there when she needed him the most. The broken promises. The anger turns into resentment when he moved on with a new family. In fact Jessica entertained the thought of using her real surname in porn just to humiliate her dad when the word gets around about his porn star daughter at the base. She actually went ahead and used her real name for modeling purposes in 2012. Doing interracial (read: black man) is icing on the cake. Her mom will be furious and dad practically goes bonkers knowing precious snow flake was munching on a black cock.

It was no surprise Jessica @ Mischa became much in-demand for her genuine enthusiasm for fucking, a quick learner and pretty face enhanced by those bewitching eyes. Petite Jessica is blessed with a black woman-like derriere which she is proud to flaunt and constantly love to talk about it on-camera. It always been on back of her mind to take a black cock deep into her ass in belly down position and she finally did it recently. Jessica is at peak of her sexual powers and within a month (October-November 2012) performed half-a-dozen anal scenes including her first MMF to cement her place in porndom! Her first anal on-cam with her real-life BF Michael Vegas before she went on ass-fucking frenzy. Jessica did her first threesome of M-M-F for the first time in her life and at the same time first IR in Dark Meat 5 (2012). She was also ass-fucked by star-director 49-years old L.T. Turner in her first IR-Anal in Massive Anal Booty 2. The sudden glut in Jessica porn work has much to do with her hunger to own a proper home. Regular work and upping it with Anal and IR helps a lot. She also plans to do DP in near future if she can control the fear of being stuffed like a turkey at the same time and the pain it supposedly entails. But it also depends on the financial situation.
How will Jessica's mom react to her daughter's ascent to porn stardom in just a short time? She will be incredibly saddened. Retreat to her conservative shell, blaming everything on that mul***o piece of crap calling himself the President instead of taking responsibility for her own failings as a mother.
39-years old and Utah native Danielle Liane Ferguson is a proud military wife. She had no qualms in sudden postings to different state or even country. She loved to travel even after daughter Jessica was born in 1990. Dani divorced Jessica dad soon after and quickly latched on to another military personnel by the name of Michael Ferguson. 
Constantly on the move irreparably harmed young Jessica who was struggling with lack of a sense of belonging. But Dani was deeply in love with super-conservative Michael to give much of a crap. Michael is of Oriental background but considers himself white even if there was a danger of him getting lynched by white supremacists if he stepped into the wrong side of the southern hospitality. Dani and Michael are both tea-baggers and are stickler to founding fathers original constitution. Believes in small government and recently campaigned for Mitt Romney. Rabid anti-immigrants especially from non-whites countries like any proper Bible-guided conservative. Dani is also very uncomfortable with black people and their depraved lifestyle of all-play and no-work mentality. She made sure to shield her children from the 'corrupting culture' of the blacks. It will particularly devastating for Danielle if she ever stumbles into video or picture of her daughter getting plowed by those creatures. 
She will be heartened for a second by Jessica's loud cry of 'Fuck, that's so big' when gazing upon such a huge unnatural looking black dangler but quickly disheartened when her daughter emits moans of real pleasure fucking the 'thugs'. Dani will also feel (but never publicly admits) waves of jealousy watching her child getting off while she is stuck with a 5-incher. The mother of two will also be shocked to hear Jessica frank admission that she is having best time of her on-cam sexual tryst since entering the industry. 
Dani tempted to cupped her ears as Jessica screams it feels fucking good. Cover her eyes when Jessica eyes glazes over from being penetrated deep from behind in belly-down position. She will be morbidly fascinated why the two black hulks are clamoring with each other to get a piece of her daughter. 

Dani was hyper-optimistic for Jessica to be showered with compliments and good-wishes after graduating with flying colors from college. Instead she had to witness precious snow flake showered with unholy white emission from the monsters. 
Dani had such high hopes for Jessica.............and she exceeds every one of them by becoming the first celebrity in the Malousek-Johnson-Ferguson clan. At the height of her artistic expression, Jessica is looking forward to going home and celebrate with her beloved mom a very special White.....scratch that.....very special Christmas week.



Mercifully Dani is yet to be informed of her only daughter receiving the blessed carnal loving through the backdoor. It will send the poor woman over the edge. 

1. Contrary to her appearance, Mischa is not a Latina. She is of French heritage.

2. Only 5 feet 2 inches tall Mischa Brooks's 34B-28-37 is packin' junk in that trunk 


3. How does your family feel about your decision to be an adult model?
They respect my decisions as an adult but they don't agree with them. We just don't talk about it really.


4. If you had not joined the adult industry, what do you think you would be doing now?
I would probably be at Virginia Tech still in Army ROTC.


5. Her BF is male talent Michael Vegas 


6. Mischa BBF is 22-years old Brittany Dunham @ Maia Davis











16-years old Jessica dancing the night away with her friends


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