Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Busted!

ok, It's old now but still funny , Sometimes i cant find new things , so we put funny things from the past

Pentti Arajarvi, the "first gentleman" of Finland,
the Finnish President's Husband Caught Eyeing Danish Princess' Breasts.






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the Crime and Punishment

the all story in 2 photos.  Do not try this at home.




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Steve-O - alligator snapin turtle - bit in the butt

Nothing sexy here...But pretty funny...Even if really stupid.




funny pussy Moment with a pole dancing girl

It's a bit old now...
But just today I saw it for the first time, and its funny.
Sometimes I find things long after They passed the Heat
It tells me there is much more to see, Just need to find it



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Embarrassing moments of celebrities.




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How to Buy Condoms Discreetly

Every sexually active person has been in the awkward situation of buying condoms in their local drugstore. Here's how to do it without getting stage-fright.



Buy condoms online. There are plenty of websites that will let you order condoms and have them delivered to your home. They typically require payment for debit or credit card, but will use a much more discreet name on the bill. You won't have "Jack's Sex Shop and Condom Store" on any of your card bills.

Figure out what type of condom you are going to purchase before beginning your mission. Don't be shy in preparing yourself before going to the store. Walking in and picking a brand right away is going to be much easier than browsing what is available



Be casual. The people who are ringing you up will ring up boxes of condoms every single day. You are not out of the ordinary. They will question you if you look fidgety or nervous because it seems like suspicious behavior, not because you are buying condoms




Walk discreetly up to the condom shelves. Grab what you are looking for and walk calmly to the checkout counter



Mix in other items. While not necessary, you might feel more comfortable if you buy a few more things and put them in your cart. This way, you are not standing at the counter with nothing but a box of condoms
 
Buy them at off-peak hours. You have a better chance of just dealing with the cashier if you go early in the morning or late at night during the week, as opposed to a Sunday afternoon

Tie a knot around the top of the bag with the handles. This way, if you drop the bag, the contents won't go flying out

Go to a clinic. Teen clinics and HIV/STD prevention centers offer condoms free of charge, with no questions asked



Stores with self-checkout systems are handy to use to buy condoms discreetly.


Going to a store in an area where no one knows you can help.

Some public men's toilets have condom dispensers which you can also use, either if you're embarrassed or in a pinch.

In the UK, you can buy condoms discreetly using text messages. Search for "order condoms with a text"

It may be helpful to take a few minutes to ask yourself why you are so nervous. While many personal purchases can be a little blush-worthy, no one should be ashamed of taking care of themselves. Are you worried that you seem too young? If you are getting into something that you are not ready for, then don't. Are you worried about your parents or friends seeing you? Why? Do a little soul searching to see if these fears hold any water.

Remember that you are doing something responsible, both for your safety and your partner's.

Try paying in cash. This takes less time than debit and you can be out quickly.

Paying for the condoms at a more secluded register in the back (i,e the hunting section or automobile section) is a good way to avoid crowds of people, and you can sometimes also avoid long lines.


Use it wisely





Make sure not to buy flavored condoms for vaginal or anal sex. They can cause irritation and the powder tends to spread. They can also cause infections for your partner.


Some stores keep their condoms behind a counter. If you are a paranoid teen worrying about his first condom purchase, go to where you can feel comfortable. If you are a married adult, and you are managing pregnancy and will be for a while, don't be afraid to go to where you can buy a larger box.

Make sure to check the "best before" date before you buy and/or use the condoms.

Make sure to learn how to properly use a condom.

Condoms don't prevent HPV (genital warts)if they are on the pubic area a condom won't stop that area from touching.

If you experience itching, rashes, bumps, blisters, or other irritations after using a condom, either on the area itself or on the rest of your body, stop use immediately and check with your doctor. You may have a latex allergy, in which case you should turn to alternatives, such as female condoms or polyurethane.

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Porky's 1982, teenagers comedy



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Porkys (1982) HQ Trailer

Set in 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to lose their virginity which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.




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Cam Optical Illusion

Here we have some of the most popular FUNNYCAM  VIDS
from a Russian Hidden Camera TV show.

Disclosure :  Most of the program is fake.
I saw a lot of people that appear in several vids.
The way it is filmed reinforces the feeling of Not authentic , not Real And altogether pretty dumb.
The way the program presents Russian men Gives a sense of general stupidity.
But that's okay, We are here to see some naked women , its not funny anyway.






Voyeur Camera: Sexy Karate by Funnicam


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Flying Kiss IN Indian Cricket

A Indian girl Expressing Her Love to Zaheer khan, funny clip .






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Every day you learn something new







who is pineraaa ?  (Chilean businessman and current President of Chile)
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